Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Another moment in Kid-dom

My pal Jude has lunch with her hubby and her grandson every Monday.
So the other day, Jude's husband enlightens me with a couple of funny 'kid speaks' (as Beanie calls it)
The above-mentioned Grandson is 3 and here are some of his words:
#1) Saying to Grandpa as they're about to go in for a potty break at a restaurant, "Come on Grandpa... lets go pee on the ice." (apparently the ice in the urinal is there for odor control?)
#2) Again, saying to Grandpa, "You know what? I can stand up when I pee. Mom can't though because she doesn't have a sprayer."
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*sigh*
the innocence........

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