Thank you for making it impossible to fill up
and thank you for your Chicken Noodle soup that looks as though you would feel full after eating it. The deception is great.
But I'm sure it's all a misunderstanding when I ask why is your soup consisting of 90% broth and 9% noodle? Oh and what's with the 1% of this stuff you call, "chicken?"
I finished your soup in 5 minutes.
I had 30 noodles and picked out 2 pieces of mystery meat that you, again, call 'chicken.'
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It'll be your fault when I have a candy bar, 10 minutes from now.
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